Substitute

Author: Scyess

Date: January 9, 2006

by Scyess
1-09-06
The TV these days is full of filth and trash.
I know. I stopped watching it.
You're a wholesome lad. Do you want to help me fight for decent shows on television?
Why don't you just not watch them?
GOSH DURN IT! I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE MIGHT BE SPANKIN' IT!
That reminds me... I've got to go, um... look something up on the Internet.