Down South

Author: Scyess

Date: January 17, 2006

by Scyess
1-17-06
Then the shopkeeper said, "Dadblameit, looks like we're plumb out of hatchets." Verbatim, just like that.
I said, "Mister, I didn't know people still talk that way. I wish I had the time to explore more of your delightful linguistic anomolies over a tall glass of lemonade."
Of course, the upshot was without a hatchet, I had to chew the body apart with my teeth.
Good thing twelve-year olds are small.