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| Then the shopkeeper said, "Dadblameit, looks like we're plumb out of hatchets." Verbatim, just like that. | |
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| I said, "Mister, I didn't know people still talk that way. I wish I had the time to explore more of your delightful linguistic anomolies over a tall glass of lemonade." | |
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| Of course, the upshot was without a hatchet, I had to chew the body apart with my teeth. | |
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| Good thing twelve-year olds are small. | |
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