Women Can Do This

Author: Scyess

Date: January 24, 2006

by Scyess
1-24-06
Hi, Sam. What's new?
What's new? I grew a 34th tentacle! How could you not even notice?
Gimme a break! I can't notice everything. It's not like you noticed my new tie.
You haven't had a new tie since February 23rd, 1984.
Uncanny.
Men! I swear I don't know why I make myself pretty for you at all.