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Author: Scyess

Date: January 31, 2006

by Scyess
1-31-06
Assir, I can't seem to get our insurrection going.
Don't worry! We shall pool our last $800 to build bombs and recruit martyrs.
Meanwhile...
Doc... I can't seem to get an erection going.
Dont' worry! Phizer's spent $800 billion to put the prickliness back in your prick.
Have you assembled our militia?
Yes! We must not fail! If this time we again cannot raid the US Army's Viagra storehouse, my wife's going to jihad my ass.