Perspective V

Author: Scyess

Date: January 31, 2006

by Scyess
1-31-06
Hey, Assir. Can I borrow a few dinars for some goat stew and filafil?
How much do you already owe me, Abdul? Don't make me jihad your ass.
What's up with the "jihad your ass" thing? It sounds kind of dumb, but you say that all the time.
If you want your dinars you will admit to Allah and the world the rapier sharpness of my blitzkrieg wit.
Forget it. They're hiring across the street, anyway.
Ooo... your ass is as good as jihaded!