Dating Game

Author: Scyess

Date: February 14, 2006

by Scyess
2-14-06
Contestant #1: We've just had a great time at the park. You lean over to kiss me but I tell you I don't kiss on the first date. What do you do?
Oh, that's easy. I go home and brag to my friend Cowdjinn that I amost kissed a girl!
You'd like him. He's a pink cow that lives in my closet.
You were SOOOO WRONG about mentioning you!
Don't look at me. They must've given you a defective woman.