Muculicious

Author: Scyess

Date: March 14, 2006

by Scyess
3-14-06
I'm on this cool new diet where from now on I eat nothing but the intestinal mucus of the Canadian dung lizard. It's supposed to be really healthy. You should try it.
No, thanks. I respect food more than that.
Do you know what I'm going to say when I outlive you by thirty years?
Probably "Pass the mucus," if it hasn't sealed your lips shut by then.