Pretentious TV People

Author: Scyess

Date: March 24, 2006

by Scyess
3-24-06
Hey. Did you see that new TV show about cowboys?
I don't watch TV.
A simple "no" would be fine, you pretentious fuck. I didn't fucking ask you if you watch TV, did I? Nothing I said in the least bit implied I wanted to hear about your hobbies, did it?
Hey, Jim. I saw that cowboy show last night. Is it true that cowboys like to flay pretentious bucks alive?
It was supposed to say "fucks."