Service Without a Smile

Author: Scyess

Date: April 19, 2006

by Scyess
4-19-06
Hey. That girl you went on a date with last week gave me a great idea for a new dating service.
Which girl? The girl who was in a coma?
Exactly. I'll match the incapacitated to people whom other people can't stand, like you.
I'll throw in a hand truck and some rope to make going out more convenient.
I'm so offended right now that I'm tempted not to even sign up for your stupid service.