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| Ever since I hit puberty, I haven't gotten so much as a second glance from a female. But I've been masturbating pretty much every day since I was 12. | |
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| By now I'm sure I'm so good, no female touch could give me half the satisfaction. | |
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| Wow! Playing the pity card AND the challenge card at the same time. Brilliant! I'll have to write this one down in the books! | |
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| Did I mention my hand isn't a smart-ass? | |
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| Er, I think I came into this conversation late. | |
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