Reflections Upon a Reflection

Author: Scyess

Date: June 2, 2006

by Scyess
6-02-06
Hm... no muscle tone. Slight belly paunch. Unstyleable hair with outdated hairstyle. Bad breath.
No money. History of failure. Hopeless crush on a girl who can kick my ass. And, of course, inferiority complex.
In the grand informercial of life, I am destined to be the "before" picture.
I'd buy anything that can cure that!