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| Hm... no muscle tone. Slight belly paunch. Unstyleable hair with outdated hairstyle. Bad breath. | |
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| No money. History of failure. Hopeless crush on a girl who can kick my ass. And, of course, inferiority complex. | |
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| In the grand informercial of life, I am destined to be the "before" picture. | |
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| I'd buy anything that can cure that! | |
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