101 Uses For

Author: Scyess

Date: June 8, 2006

by Scyess
6-08-06
Hi, Jon. I know I just got here, but can you hold on a second? There's another ninja stalking me.
Isn't that happening a lot lately?
Now you will face the dishonor of being slain by the very same blade you once used to --
HHHAAAAIIIIII---
Do you think there's a market for low-cost housing made of dead ninjas?
Oh, man! If I had a nickle for every night I lost sleep pondering that!