The Sporting Life

Author: Scyess

Date: June 18, 2006

by Scyess
6-18-06
"Your team has just won the World Cup! Is there something You want to tell the world?" "No, not really."
"Um, you don't get your multi-million dollar advertising contract if you don't pretend right now that you want to tell the world something."
"Uh, we rock?" "Try again."
Just shut up and tell me what I should be buying already.