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| Her skin is like milk. He hair is like honey. Her eyes are limpid pools. Her lips are like roses. She will be mine! | |
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| And I was almost to second base before I realized "she" was just a dairy spill at an apiary after a rainstorm on Valentine's Day. | |
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