Comfortable

Author: Scyess

Date: July 10, 2006

by Scyess
7-10-06
Ya de-dah dah! Dum de-doo doo!
You're uncharacteristically happy today. What happened?
Oh, nothing. Just celebrating another successful day without venerial disease or paternity suits!
There's nothing quite so pathetic as a virgin looking on the bright side.
I don't want to look, but I can't help it. Like a car accident.