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| Pres. Bush today announced a new government project to make the North American continent turn into a giant robot. | |
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| Israel announced plans to erect a giagantic penis so that America can physically stroke it while claiming to be neutral in the Middle East. | |
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| When asked what he planned to do about the Canadian part of North America, the president said, "It will make a nice hat." | |
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