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| There's so much war and poverty and hatred and oppression in the world today... | |
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| It's enough to make me want to spit into my diet half-calf soy mocha latte. | |
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| But then I figure, "Hey, I'm not going to get the rural Chinese a living wage by ruining my tasty beverage." | |
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| I heard that excessive drinking can stop the genocide in Darfur, though. | |
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