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Author: Scyess

Date: August 14, 2006

by Scyess
8-14-06
In further news, more killing in the Middle East.
That's not new! It's happened every day for longer than I've been alive. I thought "news" was supposed be "new!"
Okay, so whadda ya want?
I want to see footage of George Bush parachuting nude into rally supporting gay Arab immigrants!
That would be new. It would also be totally fake.
It's okay. I kind of assume most of what you tell me is fake, anyway.