This NEVER Actually Happens

Author: Scyess

Date: August 18, 2006

by Scyess
8-18-06
I can't give you the stuent price for this movie, sir. Your student ID says your graduation date is in the past.
That assumes a four-year degree, but mine is a five-year degree.
It's ten years in the past.
Um, and now I'm a grad student.
According to the photo, you're also a heavyset black woman.
Just give me the ticket! You're not supposed to look at the ID!