Disorganized Religion X: The God Couple

Author: Scyess

Date: October 9, 2006

by Scyess
10-09-06
Buddha, it seems like people are eschewing our respective religions for puppies.
Indeed. My stock is already down 30% on the Universal Religious Exchange.
I think it's time I took drastic action.
You go, girlfriend. I've got your back.
Blaaaaah! Look! I'm dying for your sins!!!
That's so 1st century. Fetch a ball and yip adorably and we'll talk.