Florida's Next, Though

Author: Scyess

Date: October 17, 2006

by Scyess
10-17-06
A judge in Texas struck down claims that the death penalty in that state was "cruel and unusual."
"Sure, it's cruel," the judge said, "but we kill hundreds of them bastards per year, so it ain't all that unusual."
Texas is currently the only state whose death penalty is carried out by putting the condemned in a gopher suit and having him dart around a field while rich businessmen shoot at him.