They Just Does It

Author: Scyess

Date: October 30, 2006

by Scyess
10-30-06
Mom... please don't say it... please don't say it... please don't say it... please don't say it... please don't say it...
Do you know what she said then, Jon? Hello? Are you there? Jon?
JooOOOOOONN!
How did you learn to say my name in a way that causes physical pain?
It's a mother thing, dear. It's written in a secret place on the placenta.