Drink Up

Author: Scyess

Date: November 3, 2006

by Scyess
11-03-06
I've invented an artificial pheromone. Any woman smelling it will be overcome with a desire to lavish me with affection.
*sniff sniff* My god... Jon... I don't believe it but I... I just have this sudden urge... an urge to... GET A HEAD START ON MY INCOME TAXES!!!
Back to the drawing board.
Ferchrissakes, destroy that shit before the government puts it in the water supply.