Where They Come From

Author: Scyess

Date: November 17, 2006

by Scyess
11-17-06
The sign said "help wanted." What kind of jobs are you filling?
The city's short a few raving street corner lunatics. We're looking for some temps until we can transfer people from Detroit.
Um... I didn't think "raving lunatic" was a paid position.
What, you think people do it out of the goodness of their heart? Nothing's free, pal. You want the job or not?
PIDGEONS! BULLOCKS! BURGERS IN SPACE AND A SIDE OF LIME!
Hey, man. I could use a few bucks. Your people still hiring?