More of the Same

Author: Scyess

Date: November 21, 2006

by Scyess
11-21-06
Our top story today... an actor screamed racial epithets at people in a night club.
We'll spend the remainder of the week reporting nothing but this. Expect it in all your newspapers and magazines, too.
Congress was replaced by narcoleptic harp seals today, too, but first... a three-hour exposé on a pop-star's divorce.