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| Robert Gates today said that the US is not winning the war in Iraq. | |
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| He also remarked that the ground is below the sky and that dogs walk on four legs. | |
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| In other news, President Bush suffered a broken ankle today trying to stand on his head while mutilating a dog. | |
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