Modern-Day Religion

Author: Scyess

Date: December 15, 2006

by Scyess
12-15-06
Excuse me, sir, but have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
No, I haven't. What would that entail?
It would entail receiving eternal bliss in the afterlife by renouncing sin and living a life of holiness, purity, and chastity.
Sounds iffy. Would I have to give up goat porn?
Hell no! Don't even kid about that!