Funkmaster J

Author: Scyess

Date: December 19, 2006

by Scyess
12-19-06
I'm going to take a hip-hop dance class!
What, you? Ha! The only way you could get funky is to stop changing your socks!
Scoff if you must, but in high school I was called "Funkmaster J." In the yearbook I was even voted "Most likely to be funky!"
What, seriously? How did you manage that?
Actually, it was because he never changed his socks.
Quiet, you.