Culture Shock

Author: Scyess

Date: December 19, 2006

by Scyess
12-19-06
I got a card in the mail today addressed to "The filthiest pig I know."
The inside said, "I hope you have a great day wallowing in a mud pit and squealing like the little piglet you are."
Wow. I wonder who would go out of their way to do something that mean.
I just can't figure out why you haven't gotten my Mother's Day card yet.
It's okay, dear. It's the thought that counts.