A Meaningful Time of Year

Author: Scyess

Date: December 22, 2006

by Scyess
12-22-06
This year I think we should celebrate Kwanzaa for a change. Is that the one with those little citrus fruits?
No. You're thinking of kumkwats.
Oh. Is Kwanzaa the one with the hyperluminous objects deep in space?
No. Now you're thinking of quasars.
Oh. Then is it the one with the black people?
No. Now you're thinking of The WB.