The Cow Dubya Hired to Define "Winning"

Author: Scyess

Date: January 1, 2007

by Scyess
1-01-07
This year I resolve to touch more boobies than I did last year.
According to my records, in 2006 you touched 200% the boobies you did in 2005, and in 2005 you touched 200% the boobies you did in 2004, and so on back forever.
Yes.
So how are you going to improve on that impressive record?
Hopefully, this year I'll get to touch one.