This Could've Actually Happened

Author: Scyess

Date: January 3, 2007

by Scyess
1-03-07
I'd like the veggie burger and a small chicken ceasar salad, please.
The ceasar isn't vegetarian.
Well, I didn't think it's called the chicken ceaser because chickens toss it.
So you're not vegetarian? Why did you order the veggie burger?
MAYBE I JUST WANTED A FUCKING VEGGIE BURGER!!!
I'm sorry; my tiny, hard-wired brain can't process that. Can we start over?