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Author: Scyess

Date: January 5, 2007

by Scyess
1-05-07
I came here to chew ass and kick gum... and I'm all out of gum.
I think you got that backwards.
Okay, whatever. I came here to kick gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of gum.
That's not what I meant by backwards, I meant that --
Uh... Why is Jim chewing on Jon's ass?
...and who tracked gum all over the carpet?