Gayologist Bar

Author: Scyess

Date: January 15, 2007

by Scyess
1-15-07
Excuse me... is this the gay bar?
You're not gay. Why are you here? Are you a gayologist or something?
As a matter of fact, I am.
That's the problem. This was the hottest gay bar in town, but the word got around and now no one comes here but us gayologists.
So all those guys necking in the corner booths are...
...wooden decoys.