Monkey Sense

Author: Scyess

Date: January 31, 2007

by Scyess
1-31-07
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I'm from the health department: animal division. Do you have a bunch of howler monkeys here?
Well, yes. But I assure you, they're perfectly clean.
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I'm sure they are. They called me to complain about your feet. I'm afraid they have to come with me.
I have to say I find this just slightly embarassing.
You mean, the house was full of monkeys but that smell was you?