A Very Complex Zero

Author: Scyess

Date: February 2, 2007

by Scyess
2-02-07
I've traveled to all seven continents, learned a dozen languages, and consistently solve Rubik's Cube... but I can't figure out my income taxes.
I can pilot a helicopter through a mall, beat grand masters at chess, and turn meatballs into a substance harder than diamonds... but I STILL can't figure out my fucking income taxes!!
Uh, Jon. You can't do any of that stuff.
I know. But I feel less frustrated about it if I pretned I've actually acomplished anything in my life.
You don't have any income, anyway.