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| I've traveled to all seven continents, learned a dozen languages, and consistently solve Rubik's Cube... but I can't figure out my income taxes. | |
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| I can pilot a helicopter through a mall, beat grand masters at chess, and turn meatballs into a substance harder than diamonds... but I STILL can't figure out my fucking income taxes!! | |
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| Uh, Jon. You can't do any of that stuff. | |
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| I know. But I feel less frustrated about it if I pretned I've actually acomplished anything in my life. | |
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| You don't have any income, anyway. | |
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