General Silliness

Author: Scyess

Date: February 6, 2007

by Scyess
2-06-07
How do you feel about gay marriage?
I'm not gay. And you're a woman.
Er... that wasn't a suggestion.
You can't just order me to marry you! I'm straight and you're not even a guy! I'm having a stress-induced aneurism! *kGAH!*
Maybe you need to calm down a little.
Will our "life partner" insurance cover this?