No New Love under the Sun

Author: Scyess

Date: February 12, 2007

by Scyess
2-12-07
Valentine's Day is not only stupid, it's getting old. Aren't people sick of all this cupid bullshit yet, with the hearts?
I know! That's why I'm going to a still-single party on Wednesday!
What shit. That's just as stale as the orignal holiday.
Well what are you going to do for Valentine's Day, then, oh Romeo of Originality?
Ha! I'll be no one's ever spent Valentine's Day in the morgue with a pink cow before!
Nope. No one but you, that is... every fucking year as long as I can remember.