Painful Resolutions

Author: Scyess

Date: February 14, 2007

by Scyess
2-14-07
Congress today proposted legislation to outlaw the sexual practices known as "sadism & masechism", or S&M.
Fortunately, the bill was non-binding! AHAHAHAHAHA! Get it? GET IT?
Just kidding. Really, every member of Congress will be too busy running for president to do anything for the next 629 days.
Mmmm... emigration.