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| Congress today proposted legislation to outlaw the sexual practices known as "sadism & masechism", or S&M. | |
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| Fortunately, the bill was non-binding! AHAHAHAHAHA! Get it? GET IT? | |
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| Just kidding. Really, every member of Congress will be too busy running for president to do anything for the next 629 days. | |
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