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| It's been fun, Jon, but I've got to go. The middle school is about to let out. | |
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| I really just said that to make it seem like I cared about the issue. But really, it was a non-binding New Year's resolution. | |
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| I suddenly feel less guilty about exceeding my target carb intake. | |
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