Civilizing Things

Author: Scyess

Date: March 1, 2007

by Scyess
3-01-07
Ah, there's something rejuvinating about the crisp smell of a cool evening around a campfire of oak leaves and sun-dried twigs.
SIR. According to ordinance 4053-90B(12)(c)(r)(m)(q), enjoying the rejuvinating smell of a campfire is considered a terrorist activity.
Ah, there's something rejuvinating about the crisp smell of a cigarette butt guttering in a prison toilet.
Eyes off my cigarette, Mohammed!