Breaking Up Isn't Hard to Do ][

Author: Scyess

Date: March 21, 2007

by Scyess
3-21-07
If you break up with me I'll tell everyone how shit you are in bed.
So? Who ever believes sex stories people tell about their exes?
I can be pretty convincing...
Sorry, no. We're done. Bye.
...and she used to gargle my semen to the tune of The Star-Spangled Banner.
That's amazing!