This Actually Happened X|V

Author: Scyess

Date: April 1, 2007

by Scyess
4-01-07
I don't believe you've gotten this far in life and never kissed a girl.
Well, there was once...
Uh... that was great... but I've just decided to become a lesbian.
Does that mean 2nd base is out of the question?
I could lend you a sympathetic ear, but I think I'd rather make fun of you forever.
Someday, 2nd base... someday...