No, You Can't

Author: Scyess

Date: April 3, 2007

by Scyess
4-03-07
Hello. This is The Man, Inc. Can I help you?
Yes. I'm interested in working for you.
Certainly! What position would you like to apply for?
I'd like to apply for a position as "The Man." Do you have an opening?
I'm sorry, not right now. I only have openings in "insignifiant peon" and "temporary gopher."
But I can work my way up, right?