Warm & Toasty

Author: Scyess

Date: April 9, 2007

by Scyess
4-09-07
You know, Sanna, as long as we've been roommates, it's amazing we've never hooked up.
Not really. You're a huge dork with no muscle tone or hygene habits. And you're kind of creepy.
...and those just the types of flaws that will endear me to you as a person.
You tried to have sex with my toaster.