All the News that Isn't

Author: Scyess

Date: May 31, 2007

by Scyess
5-31-07
The US government decided to melt down all those state quarters today. Anyone with a full collection left at home is now rich!
Yes!
Ha! Just kidding! Collecting those things is just as stupid and worthless as it always was. Hahaha!
In other news, gullibility has been linked to longer lifespans.
Yes!