The Beauty of Employment

Author: Scyess

Date: June 6, 2007

by Scyess
6-06-07
What makes you think you're qualified for a job here?
Uh, well, I can write. Type, actually. And I have a spell checker.
Just answer me this question: how may pounds will Lindsay Lohan gain over the summer?
Uh... three hundred pounds.
Congrats! I heard you got a job with The National Enquirer!
Who's "Lindsay Lohan"?