Stupid Aphorisms X

Author: Scyess

Date: June 11, 2007

by Scyess
6-11-07
Why don't we go out for coffee tomorrow?
Sorry. You're too scrawny and your hair is silly.
What ever happened to "You can't judge a book by its cover?"
You're also insipid, crass, and boring.
You, um, can't judge a book by its contents.
And you're about to have a broken spine.