Sub-Prime Intelligence

Author: Scyess

Date: June 26, 2007

by Scyess
6-26-07
We will now show footage of Alice Kerfbladt, age 43, weeping heart-rending tears because the house she bought with a "sub-prime" loan is about to be reposessed.
However, we're not going to ask her whether she read the contract before borrowing hundreds of thousands of dollars. We're sure it was just really hard to understand.
We'll also not ask why she went hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt without understanding the contract, because she's in too delicate a state to have to face her own blatant idiocy.