CC 365: Those Things Are Dangerous

Author: Scyess

Date: August 23, 2007

by Scyess
8-23-07
Can you belive it? I got a fortune cookie yesterday that said, "Your life will soon take a turn for the better."
Like I needed more proof that those things are always wrong.
Mine said, "You will end up dressed as a nun talking to the only other survivor after the city is destroyed by capybaras armed with nuclear squeegees.
I am not talking to you any more, Arnie.
Oh. I guess it was wrong, then.